Takedzo-Brainia

Takedzo-Brainia is the 17th episode of season 4. Takeda tries to change his crazy behaviour by using a helmet to switch to his brain.

Dialogue

Takeda: 180, 190, 120 inches! At long last, I have located Shao khan against Dark Khan, tunnelling beneath Outworld. Oh calamity! Those guys seem to fight, beneath destroying Outworld!

(Dark khan yells, Shao khan yells, city collapses)

Takeda: Not on my watch. It’s whip-tunnel time!

(He sees the electricity)

Takeda: There you are, Khans! You both are not gonna destroy my world!

(Electric zaps, Takeda blabbers)

(Outworld blows up)

(Cassie Cage is busy collecting all the EarPods she needs)

Cassie: Hmm. A 108 single wire. My EarPod collection is complete.

(but the electric blows up)

Cassie: NOOOOOO!!!!!

(the whole of Outworld blows up)

Mileena: Whoa!

Kitana: Say what?!

Kung Jin: What was that?

(more of Outworld blows up)

Kung Jin, Goro, Mileena, Kitana and Tremor: TAKEDA!

Cassie: I’m gonna kill him.

(They all go over to Takeda)

Takeda: Don’t worry! I got Dark Khan before he could destroy Outworld.

Jacqui Briggs: You already destroyed Outworld! That’s the main plug!

Takeda: Hmm. I was expecting more techs. Better get this back to the lab.

(All exclaiming)

Kitana: He is straight up insane in the Taka-Brain!

Cassie: Please let me kill that guy!

Kung Jin: hey, guys. Confusing a buried wire a son worn out is an honest mistake! Anyone could’ve made it, except me, but you guys, really, anybody but, Takeda.

Mileena: The man has gone past extinct and to down right dangerous!

Cassie: (Crying) my precious beautiful EarPods! I’m sick of this! I’m sick of Takeda!

Kung Jin: nobody’s sick of Takeda, Cassie, you’re just sick of his craziness.

Cassie: Takeda is his crazy!

Goro: So we would all love him again if he wasn’t crazy? We’re not loving Takeda. That’s what’s happening? Right?

Cassie: love is one of the strongest words for Takeda. If I probably tolerate him again if he wasn’t crazy.

(then, Takeda had an idea)

(as everyone is busy trying to clean up Outworld, the whole just fell apart)

Kung Jin and Kitana: aw man! We’ll never get the stup!

Cassie: need music to listen!

(Cassie picks up a phone, but threw it away)

Cassie: this is your fault, Takeda!

Takeda: I know! That’s why I’m here, wearing a helmet!

Kung Jin: care to a laborate, on this helmet, perhaps?

Takeda: what helmet? Oh, yes! This one! It’s my who-I-am magnet,

Mileena: I know this gets on my nerves, but your helmet does what?!

Takeda: I heard you guys are sick of my craziness.

(all chattering)

Cassie: yeah! Correct!


 * Takeda: don’t worry, guys. This is what the helmet is for. With a push of a button, I’ll have a brand new personality! Bye bye, screwy Takeda, hello Mr Reasonable!

Kung Jin: are we supposed to try and stop my brother?

(Zapping, Takeda blabbering)

Kitana: pfft. Well that was exciting. Now let’s get Outworld clean!

Takeda: (Reasonable voice) might I suggest more advice to clean Outworld? A broom and dustpan!

Kitana: Aw, save your craz- oh, wait! That was actually a very reasonable idea!

Takeda: that’s why they call me Mr Reasonable!

Cassie: And thanks for the black ones, Mr Reasonable. With the sound of Electronic Pop, it makes up for Dance Music! I’m no longer gonna kill you!

Goro: I think we can love you again!

Mileena: Alright, guys. Enough with the silliness. Get ready. It’s time for a training fight!

(Kung Jin uses his bow and arrow, but Takeda was missing)

Kung Jin: hey! Where’s Takeda?

(Takeda was sitting on a bench, reading a newspaper)

Kung Jin: Takeda! Aren’t you gonna train with us?

Takeda: no thank you. Fighting doesn’t really make much sense.

(Everyone gasps)

Kung Jin: How could you say something like that?!

Takeda: I dunno. Well, I mean, you’re mostly going into the training room to right back where you were fighting; what’s the point?

Kung Jin: the point?! The point?! Well, it’s... it’s...

Everyone: It’s fun!

Takeda: Meh, if you say so.

Kung Jin: ok, this is ridiculous. Look, Takeda. We said some things we didn’t really like about you.

Cassie: Oh, I meant it!

Kung Jin: will someone please get her some EarPods?!

Mileena: what we’re trying to say is, sure, your crazy can get outta hands sometimes, but this, this isn’t the answer!

Takeda: so, you guys don’t like Mr Reasonable?

Kung Jin: how can we like anything that forgets you how to have fun?

Takeda: oh! So you guys want me to be fun, huh?

Kung Jin: no, we just want you to be...

(Zaps, Takeda blabbers)

Takeda: FUN!!!

(in the tree, there is toilet paper everywhere)

Takeda: Oh, yeah! Partying with the Takeda-man! Whoop whoop! Funnin’ it up!

Kung Jin: errr, Takeda? This is fun how?

Takeda: Haven’t you dudes ever seen a party movie?! There’s always a TP’d tree!

(Cassie wants it for music)

Takeda: TAKEDA-MAN TO THE RESCUE!

(Cassie borrows the toilet paper from Takeda to put it in her ears)

Takeda: Nobody has a bad time at a Takeda-man event!

Jacqui: What if we get caught?

Takeda: WHO’S GONNA CATCH US BRO BRO?! Takeda-Man picked an abandoned house! WHAT WHAT?! Did someone say: CONSEQUENCE FREE FUN?! OH, YEAH!

Female Voice: Honey, what’s going on out there?

Male Voice: Go back to sleep, Chloe. I’ll check it out.

(and they all run away)

Takeda: AW, YEAH! TAKEDA-MAN!

kung Jin: Takeda, that was close. Can we end this nonsense already?

Takeda: Oh no! The Takeda-Man has a whole night of fun plans for us!

(Then the doorbell rings)

Goro: Who’s that?

Mileena: We’ve got a doorbell?

Takeda: AW YEAH! THAT MUST BE THE JUGGLING CLOWN THE TAKEDA-MAN ORDERED!

(Everyone Chattering)

Kung Jin: oh! Jugglers! I love those guys!

Goro: JUGGLE- OOF! OW!

(Everyone screams and sees Leatherface)

Leatherface: THINK YOU CAN TP MY TREE AND GET AWAY WITH THAT?!

(Leatherface gets his chainsaw and tries to attack everyone)

Takeda: YO, LEATHERFACE! TAKEDA-MAN SAYS... TICKLE PARTY! COOCHIE COOCHIE COO!

(Leatherface laughing)

Mileena: Takeda! Stop! You’re just...

(Leatherface grabs Takeda and uses his chainsaw to whip everyone)

Leatherface: I’M GONNA USE MY CHAINSAW AND PLUCK OFF YOUR ARMS ONE BY ONE! STARTING WITH BLOOD TICKLES.

Takeda: OOH! THAT’S A FUN NAME!

Kung Jin: takeda, nothing about this is fun!

Takeda: UGH! So you don’t like the Takeda-Man either? What? Would you rather me be, ANGRY TAKEDA?! IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT?!

Kung Jin: no! We just want...

(Clicking, dinging, Takeda shouting)

(Leatherface Yelps)

Leatherface: YOU’RE BITING ME!!! ACTUALLY BITING!!!! OH, THE HUMANITY!!!!! OW!!! DUH!!! OW!!!!!

(Leatherface yells as he goes up to space)

(Spitting, Takeda Groans angrily)

Mileena: Easy, Takeda. Take a deep breath.

Kitana: Everyone in this world does is breathe deeply!

Kung Jin: Takeda, we like the old you, the crazy you. Well, the less crazy than this you? Please come back to-

(Doorbell rings)

Kung Jin: who could that b-? OH NO!

Everyone: THE JUGGLER CLOWN!!!

Juggler Clown: does someone want to... juggle with me?

(Takeda groaning)

Juggler Clown: Is this the wrong...

Takeda: (Mega angrily) GET OUT!!!!!!!!!

(Takeda yells, Juggler Clown screams)

(Kung Jin gets takeda, takeda blabbering)

Kung Jin: Err, you might wanna go.

Juggler Clown: Juggle Away!

Kung Jin: Takeda, are you...

Takeda: (Proffesorly voice) At your service and eager to please. Or maybe you would prefer I speak Cantonese. Lada hein jinser, John mon sizing! You see, there’s no telling what you want me to be. Cause you’re so very very hard to please.

Mileena: He’s not really about to-

Takeda: Maybe you’d be happy if I had a disease! Well, you’ll be glad to know;

(Takeda sings the Takedzo-Brainia song, at the end, it’s over dozens of times)

Takeda: AND ME! AND ME! AND ME!

Kung Jin: We’ve gotta get that helmet off him!

Takeda: And now’s what I go completely crazy. WHOO! WOO HOO! WOO! WOOHOO! WOO!

(Takeda was too fast for them to catch, so Goro pulls off the helmet as it lands right on Kung Jin’s head. Everyone gasps)

Kung Jin: What’s going on?! Who am I?! WHO AM- Err wait a minute. I’m still me. Nothing’s happening. In fact, I don’t feel anything. I think this helmet’s a fake!

Cassie: Have you been pretending this entire time?!

Takeda: What?! Look at him! He’s crazy! He’s gonna tell you anything you wanna hear! He’s really accommodating Kung Jin!

(Kung Jin just stares at Takeda)

Mileena: You did all this because you heard us say we’re sick of your craziness?

Takeda: Well...

Kung Jin: Cause, we told you we wanted the old takeda back, like, well, a long time ago.

Takeda: Yeah! I know! But... I kinda got into this. Err, I mean, how often do I get to sing a song?

Kung Jin: Well, whatever gets into you, we’re glad to have the normal crazy you back.

Mileena: Exactly. That’s enough crazy for one day. Okay, guys! Let’s hit Earthrealm in 6.4 tonight!

Everyone: Goodnight!

Cassie: Where did all these EarPods come from?

(Takeda shows her the purple ones)

Cassie: These purple ones are strange, but, cool. Very cool.

Lower voice: anything stupid. Nothing expects more than horror.

Lower voice 2: Haha. Especially him.

Takeda: What are you guys talking about?

Lower voice 1: Uhhh, nothing.

Takeda: Haha! Crazy eyeballs!

(The End)